Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
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I just bought some lettuce off a bloke in pub. Anyone else think it's off?
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Sad news.
It's not clear if the side events of knob-eating, knob-painting, a knob & spoon race, guess the weight of the big knob and knob darts are still going ahead, but the main event of knob throwing has grown too large, so they had trouble with supply of knobs .
The record length is 29.4m (96ft), set by Dave Phillips in 2012.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddr...-too-popular/ar-AAT88dA?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531
It's not clear if the side events of knob-eating, knob-painting, a knob & spoon race, guess the weight of the big knob and knob darts are still going ahead, but the main event of knob throwing has grown too large, so they had trouble with supply of knobs .
The record length is 29.4m (96ft), set by Dave Phillips in 2012.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddr...-too-popular/ar-AAT88dA?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531
Paddy and Mick walk past a shop in London.
A sign in the window says,
Suits £5
Coats £3
Trousers £2.
Paddy says to Mick look, we could buy a load of clothes and take them back to Dublin and sell them for more than 10 times what we pay for them.
They go in and say to the woman behind the counter,
Hello, can we have 50 suits,100 coats, and 80 pairs of trousers please??
The woman replies,you're Irish aren't you??
Paddy says, Yes how did you know??
Woman replies,
This is a dry cleaners you daft ****..
A sign in the window says,
Suits £5
Coats £3
Trousers £2.
Paddy says to Mick look, we could buy a load of clothes and take them back to Dublin and sell them for more than 10 times what we pay for them.
They go in and say to the woman behind the counter,
Hello, can we have 50 suits,100 coats, and 80 pairs of trousers please??
The woman replies,you're Irish aren't you??
Paddy says, Yes how did you know??
Woman replies,
This is a dry cleaners you daft ****..
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This is a great idea, never heard of it before.
Forces you to look behind so you can be absolutely certain of knocking one off.
(with apologies to GLP and others, it's just a joke...)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-60089225
Forces you to look behind so you can be absolutely certain of knocking one off.
(with apologies to GLP and others, it's just a joke...)https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-60089225
This is a great idea, never heard of it before.
Forces you to look behind so you can be absolutely certain of knocking one off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-60089225
Use the other arm you say? This poor sod's got enough on his plate, without being stuck in the car for ever.
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I was shocked at the price of those ‘Ancestry DNA kits’, so rather than spend any money, I just announced that I had won the lottery.
I quickly found out who my relatives are.
I quickly found out who my relatives are.