Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Just back from the pub.

Have I missed anything ?

 

Only Spurs getting humped mate.

 

Sounds like I timed that well then

I’ll switch it on now

 

Some suggestion Spurs unfairly had a goal disallowed in the first half. I didn't laugh.

 

Even better

 

Looks like Kane has had a haircut as well, but it's not made him any better a player.

 

Where are all the spuds on here anyway ?

they are usually so good at turning up on the March fred when Spurs are playing

 

No Internet in the cave so can't tell you all just how big a **** I think you all are

 

Loved the ref offering the Chelsea player a card.

 

Morning mate

 

No one’s catching City mate. Best team I’ve seen at St Mary’s for God knows how long. And yes, they are way better than the many teams that have stuffed us.

That’s probably jinxed them actually, go put a bet on Liverpool if you fancy them.

 

If I had an Internet connection I'd point out that it is night time and only a gooer ****head would know that ...but as the cave has no Internet I can't...

 

Gooer what now ?

 

Goo-er missus

 

tottenham bring on a young Ringo Starr

 

That'll do.

 

Thanks for returning the favour mate