It's not offside if the defending player has made a deliberate attempt to play the ball though so it's not anything like Kane's offside?
I'm far from being a miserable twat thank you. It's the way you told me to stop doing something. You did the same with Syd. We have our own minds so let's leave it at that. It's your choice to keep returning to a forum that bores you. Enjoy your day.
Jesus H Christ. You’ve had to actively nitpick there just to find something to be mardy about. Don’t be such a grumpy old git, life’s too short to be sad and miserable. You might get hit by a bus this evening.
I think the bloke talking is the proprietor of the bar, the reporter referred to 'his cctv'. The other bloke was just his mate I guess.
I got that about the bloke talking, I presumed the other one was the one who got hit by the bus and was going to say something and then never did.
If it was, and he was forced to sit near the window, he was probably keeping an eye out, just in case. After all, it didn't say they'd found what went wrong yet.
I wonder if they named the pub after him? It would have had a bit more of a response than a purple turtle if it had been me, but 'The Empty Bowels' doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
“We called Simon a few hours after the day” What a pair. Wonder what hallucinations silent Bob is watching there. His eyes are all over the place.
I'm not sad or miserable. I've just been for a few pints with my mates and a few frames of snooker but thanks for advising me of my state of mind. You really don't need to though.