How about best of 9?, Over the last 9 test matches we've won 5, your lot have won 2 and in equal last place is Drawn, on 2.
No just send our boys home, please, do not detain them in a flea ridden hell hole hotel and feed them vegemite on toast and **** lager
I've actually booked that hotel for later in the year as a short getaway ! I mean did you see the pics of the Serbian penis today ? He really looks like he's been tortured doesn't he ? Great recovery by him to be able to go straight to the Melbourne Court and practice
Yes, Dear Serb Boy has done a Lazarus and risen from the dead. One can only hope he gets bounced in the first round, by a 700th world ranked double jabbed vaccinated player.
Well, well, well - according to the Courier Mail, Dids knows they are a bit sensationalistic but... Apparently on his border declaration he said he hadn't been anywhere in the 14 days prior to leaving for Australia on the 5th Jan 2022 but....
I apologize to all & sundry for commenting about a tennis player, here on the Ashes thread. Don't know how this happened but I will refrain from doing so, anymore.
Root wins the toss and we are going to bowl, I told the div to call tails every test ffs. Twice he's done it and won both ! We have made 5 changes, Anderson, Leach, Buttler, Bairstow and Hameed out. Robinson, Pope, Billings, Woakes and Burns in. Some how Stokes is fit to play as a specialist batsman, the wicket looks very green and there is drizzle in the air so no excuses. Woakes has bowled pathetically in this series so really needs to step up. Hopefully we can finish on a high and not another drubbing. 1 change for the convicts, Khawaja replaces Harris at the top and Head is back in the middle order. It's OK cos Khawaja only averages around 100 opening ! **** me it's brandy time already lol
Warner gone for a 22 ball duck ! 3-1 in the 6th over. Been all over them and Khawaja could've nicked behind earlier. We just need to bowl a tiny bit fuller cos there is serious movement off the wicket. We could get a tasty haul this morning if we be a bit braver and get the luck. Excellent catch from Crawley too !
Ffs Crawley drops Labuschagne off Robinson. Prick, was going straight to Root and he dived across. Labuschagne is a class player but **** me he gers some luck early on in his innings. That is the series in a nutshell, whenever we've had a chance to really put any pressure on them we've ****ed it up and let them off. Fully expect the horrible knob to make a big score now. Robinson is bowling superbly
Zips past tge outside edge very next ball, huge appeal. Not out. **** me this is ridiculous. Robinson got him on toast but his deal with Satan is standing strong !
Out ! Khawaja caught Root off Broad. 7-2 off 9 overs. These 2 have bowled superbly. Can we create more chances quickly and hold our chances ?
