Crime - part deux.

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I was told a few times that I looked like an undercover cop trying to trap petty criminals

I was filling up in a garage one day and I was approached by a guy who said are you CID, no I said, are you sure he said, I am certain I said, he then said I have got some posh watches to sell are you interested, I showed him my Rolex Submariner and he walked off sulking
 
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duggie2000 said:
I was told a few times that I looked like an undercover cop trying to trap petty criminals

I was filling up in a garage one day and I was approached by a guy who said are you CID, no I said, are you sure he said, I am certain I said, he then said I have got some posh watches to sell are you interested, I showed him my Rolex Submariner and he walked off sulking
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Blue Potato said:
But how would you know who was a mugger?

Incidentally, I read an interesting statistic, men get mugged far more often than women (by seasoned criminals). Women are more likely to scream and draw attention than men. Women are also more likely to report the crim than men. Despite men being stronger than women, you're far better off targeting men than women if you want to remain on the street.

Also, they look for people with limps or mobility problems. So if you don't want to be a victim of mugging, I recommend cross-dressing and walking tall and proud any time you visit London.
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I wouldn't know if anyone was a mugger which is why I was always on alert, I am right handed but always carried my briefcase in my left hand
 
duggie2000 said:
I was told a few times that I looked like an undercover cop trying to trap petty criminals

I was filling up in a garage one day and I was approached by a guy who said are you CID, no I said, are you sure he said, I am certain I said, he then said I have got some posh watches to sell are you interested, I showed him my Rolex Submariner and he walked off sulking
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I have a Rolex, my Dad bought it for me in Paris for the equivalent of about £5 back in the late eighties.

Must say, I'm surprised they're so badly made, the gold has peeled away in places. I thought Rolex were supposed to be better than that. :bandit:

/ Fake watch still works 30+ years later...
 
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duggie2000 said:
I was told a few times that I looked like an undercover cop trying to trap petty criminals

I was filling up in a garage one day and I was approached by a guy who said are you CID, no I said, are you sure he said, I am certain I said, he then said I have got some posh watches to sell are you interested, I showed him my Rolex Submariner and he walked off sulking
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Standard issue I'm sure Duggie. Did it have a pellet in it that did this...

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Blue Potato said:
I have a Rolex, my Dad bought it for me in Paris for the equivalent of about £5 back in the late eighties.

Must say, I'm surprised they're so badly made, the gold has peeled away in places. I thought Rolex were supposed to be better than that. :bandit:

/ Fake watch still works 30+ years later...
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I had one of those from Turkey

As soon as I could afford a real one I bought mine, had it valued the other day when I had it cleaned and polished, it is now worth twice what I paid for it
 
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Sucky said:
The joke is sadiq was in his twitter soap box just a few days ago pouring his hear out for the two kids stabbed to death over new years.

Even had the cheek to talk about not tolerating this anymore in the city.

Well sadiq, while your officers have been busy the last few years fining people for ***buts, stealing thier property, oh and raping and murdering young women the city broke its own record of 29 youth knife deaths to 30 this year.

This country is just completely fukin ****ed man
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Don't be confusing London with the rest of the country bro <laugh>

It's not the same where I live.
 
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Sucky said:
Outside of London has thier own problems.

Like Swans blocking roads and that.
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Swans can be effing vicious. Although Britain's native swans aren't nearly as nasty as the Australian Black swans. There is a lake at the Uni I went to that had some and people were always getting attacked by the black swans. Never do any serious harm, but scare the crap out of you.
 
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Blue Potato said:
Swans can be effing vicious. Although Britain's swans aren't nearly as nasty as the Australian Black swans. There is a lake at the Uni I went to that had some and people were always getting attacked by the black swans. Never do any serious harm, but scare the crap out of you.
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Ill **** a Swan up bruv.

Pussies
 
Blue Potato said:
I have a Rolex, my Dad bought it for me in Paris for the equivalent of about £5 back in the late eighties.

Must say, I'm surprised they're so badly made, the gold has peeled away in places. I thought Rolex were supposed to be better than that. :bandit:

/ Fake watch still works 30+ years later...
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I bought a ‘Rolex’ off a bloke in a pub for £20 once, eventually left it at my mate’s gaff in Spain. When the battery ran down, he took it to the jewellers, who had to look twice to twig it was a snide…
 
Archers Road said:
I bought a ‘Rolex’ off a bloke in a pub for £20 once, eventually left it at my mate’s gaff in Spain. When the battery ran down, he took it to the jewellers, who had to look twice to twig it was a snide…
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That's a story to tell your grandchildren one day Archie.
 
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Archers Road said:
I bought a ‘Rolex’ off a bloke in a pub for £20 once, eventually left it at my mate’s gaff in Spain. When the battery ran down, he took it to the jewellers, who had to look twice to twig it was a snide…
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Rolex to my knowledge do not do battery wristwatches
 
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