I once stayed in a hotel in Blackpool, well B&B really, that had more ****ing tech in it than an Elon Musk satellite!
Looked like a normal B&B from the outside, but the room had some type of touch pad thing controlling everything including the tv at the end of the jacuzzi bath, lights, curtains…every ****ing thing. I couldn’t figure it out sober so I had no ****ing chance when I got back! Had to go to sleep with all the lights on a the jacuzzi bubbling away with its lights changing every few seconds!
They also had an honesty bar…which was nice.
I actually think we all might have been too honest, but I do know before I went to bed I ticked my breakfast selection.
Breakfast just kept coming and coming…turns out I couldn’t decide so I’d ticked everything! The owners were amused enough to ****ing cook me everything too! (Did most of it)