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It being the Christmas season, the choice between Hallelujah & Silent Night continues. Here we are on page 1425!!! and Silent Night continues to boss, just as it has for the last six Christmases. Could somebody tell Handel, decomposing composer that he is, that we badly need a blast of Hallelujah now.

Neither, play The Darkness instead.
 
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It being the Christmas season, the choice between Hallelujah & Silent Night continues. Here we are on page 1425!!! and Silent Night continues to boss, just as it has for the last six Christmases. Could somebody tell Handel, decomposing composer that he is, that we badly need a blast of Hallelujah now.

Everything needed for Christmas songs on here. Especially at 1.11.45, my favourite one.

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Guessing by the fact Ehab has banned Simon Jordan from that game, it means they’ll almost certainly still be around come Sunday.

Huge dissapointment it's not sewn up by Boxing Day, with the game now live on Sky pictures of Acun in the centre circle could have been beamed around the world. We'll have to wait till Jan now for our MKM party!!!
 
It being the Christmas season, the choice between Hallelujah & Silent Night continues. Here we are on page 1425!!! and Silent Night continues to boss, just as it has for the last six Christmases. Could somebody tell Handel, decomposing composer that he is, that we badly need a blast of Hallelujah now.

Will this do?

Knock knock, ring ring:

Mr Handel: someone's knocking at the door, someone's ringing the bell.
At last, I've won I can get out of this hell.
HALLELUJAH,
Today's the day I can feel it in my wee
Hope it's today, but let's wait n see

24 hours they said and we all await
are they kidding us, have we taken the bait.

Is this turkeyman our delight
or is he part of our plight
Time will tell of that we're sure
but can we take much more
we know the answer to that
get out of our club you twat.

We need some news and it needs to be good.
hurry up and buy our club.
Give us some smiles and some joy
and let me return with my boy.

Us fans await the new Messiah
we'll climb the league, yes higher n higher.
Premier League we're on our way
replacing Leeds who have had their day.

Allams go now cause you're not liked
It's time now to get on your bikes

It's time you went
back to Egypt or even Kent.

Just leave before you see me cry
another whisky and Canada dry

Can't take anymore the wait is exhausting
how many more puns do we have to keep posting.
Kemps might be quitting and that would be ****ty
Shame really cause the puns are quite witty.
So hurry up and sell our club
to keep Kemps on our board and out the pub.

Mary Christmas everyone and especially to Ehab
Have a nappy New Year.

Send any unwanted crayons and colouring books to
MKM stadium and make a young man very happy.

Hull City......hear the ROAR
new owners in and watch us SOAR.

Remember a turkey is for Xmas and a dog for life
I've got no stress but I've got no wife.
It's sad in some ways and great in others
at least I don't have to visit her mother's.

Cheerio
 
Cutting this a bit fine for big Boxing Day arrival , unless he is going to come out leading the carols
Hark the herald angels sing
We go bonkers when we win
Peace on earth and mercy mild
We are Tigers we go wild

We'll claw Blackburn out of our ground
Tigers ROAR what a magical sound.

We all turn up with our wooden rattle
Nobody beats tigers in a battle.

Hark the herald angels sing
We go bonkers when we win
 
It being the Christmas season, the choice between Hallelujah & Silent Night continues. Here we are on page 1425!!! and Silent Night continues to boss, just as it has for the last six Christmases. Could somebody tell Handel, decomposing composer that he is, that we badly need a blast of Hallelujah now.
Sorry but the only one for me is….
Fairytale in New York…

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day….

Merry Christmas one and all
 
Sorry but the only one for me is….
Fairytale in New York…

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day….

Merry Christmas one and all
Done to death but I still absolutely LOVE that song.
 
Neither, play The Darkness instead.
Darkness, but the light will come back
what will be in Santa's sack
New owners please I have been good
I'll leave you out a bottle of Bud.

Please please Santa we need light
if we ever going to return to the top flight.

Darkness go and sod off
as I get rid of my Covid cough
Darkness equals the Allams and we do not need
No more pettiness and greed.

Lightness please and make it soon
the Allams leave and take their broom.
Nothing more to say
Allams and darkness please go away.
 
Will this do?

Knock knock, ring ring:

Mr Handel: someone's knocking at the door, someone's ringing the bell.
At last, I've won I can get out of this hell.
HALLELUJAH,
Today's the day I can feel it in my wee
Hope it's today, but let's wait n see

24 hours they said and we all await
are they kidding us, have we taken the bait.

Is this turkeyman our delight
or is he part of our plight
Time will tell of that we're sure
but can we take much more
we know the answer to that
get out of our club you twat.

We need some news and it needs to be good.
hurry up and buy our club.
Give us some smiles and some joy
and let me return with my boy.

Us fans await the new Messiah
we'll climb the league, yes higher n higher.
Premier League we're on our way
replacing Leeds who have had their day.

Allams go now cause you're not liked
It's time now to get on your bikes

It's time you went
back to Egypt or even Kent.

Just leave before you see me cry
another whisky and Canada dry

Can't take anymore the wait is exhausting
how many more puns do we have to keep posting.
Kemps might be quitting and that would be ****ty
Shame really cause the puns are quite witty.
So hurry up and sell our club
to keep Kemps on our board and out the pub.

Mary Christmas everyone and especially to Ehab
Have a nappy New Year.

Send any unwanted crayons and colouring books to
MKM stadium and make a young man very happy.

Hull City......hear the ROAR
new owners in and watch us SOAR.

Remember a turkey is for Xmas and a dog for life
I've got no stress but I've got no wife.
It's sad in some ways and great in others
at least I don't have to visit her mother's.

Cheerio


That's good very punny
 
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