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  1. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Probably just bad at maths.
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    or practicing for British residency and benefits
     
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  3. brisbane-lion

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    No, they always seem to know exactly what they're entitled to and just how much. Funny that.
     
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    recently started eating convenience foods that just need the addition of some boiling water, usually choose the korean vegetarian version......not poodle
     
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  5. Eric Le Merde

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    Have you ever been to Korea?
     
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    Been there? He was in Squid Game

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  7. Eric Le Merde

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  8. oldschool

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    why? are the not poodle's cheaper there <doh>
     
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  9. Eric Le Merde

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    "Not poodles" are what exactly?
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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  11. Makemstine Roger

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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    wee man knows F alleven pissed his/her pants

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  15. oldschool

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    Came across an unusual book in Waterstones yesterday the dyslexic Bible..... it's the god's bollocks
     
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  20. oldschool

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    My mate said that "Elvis didn't die when they said he did", I said "say's who" he replied "because I saw him in b&q I said "I'm sure if he was alive he wouldn't have been in there" he replied well he was, he'd just " returned a sander"
     
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