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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Table service is joke really and not worth doing imo. 90% of pubs can't survive in those conditions.

    Time we accepted the fact that this is here to stay and we've got to live with it. I'll certainly be cracking on as normal now regardless of whatever rules they might bring in.
     
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    Ordering pints through an app is great rather than queuing up three deep at a bar while some nonce orders seven pornstar martinins.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Vodka, lime and soda says hi :bandit:
     
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    Yeah table service miles better
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Elite drink. Low cal, refreshing and tasty
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Plenty of pubs still offer it mate. Could always visit a spoons.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    For somebody not looking to get laid.
     
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    I was in a pub that did earlier today. Was great.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Keeps your vagina fresh too.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    Birds don’t want some ale-guzzling lout. They want a slightly mediterranean-looking hench Jew with a vodka, lime and soda.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    Nothing could keep my vagina fresh.

    Anyway that’s a horrible way to describe your mum.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Which is why they all went to another bar bro <laugh>
     
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    This was a mere coincidence.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Probably just the vodka, lime and soda tbf ... it being a ladies drink after all :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Family gathering over weekend.
    Smashed the back doors out of it just in case we get a lockdown. Steaming Friday and Sat.

    Work from home was a breeze, no toasters wasting my time
     
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    :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    [QUOTE="Peej, post: 15422885, member: 1024114"]Family gathering over weekend.
    Smashed the back doors out of it just in case
    we get a lockdown. Steaming Friday and Sat.

    Work from home was a breeze, no toasters wasting my time[/QUOTE]
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    <laugh>
     
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