The Drunk Thread

No wonder, you were drinking through a straw last night

 

Difficult to drink a vodka, lime and soda without one

 

^^^ Gay Bar

 

There was a real lack of high quality **** in there but it wasn’t a gay bar.

 

They probably saw you drinking a Vodka, Lime and Soda and went to another bar mate.

 

Their loss the slags

 

At leat one, drinking vodka, lime and soda

 

I’m glad you think I’m high quality, mate.

 

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All the girls were probably at the gay bar. Back in Uni I was dating this girl who frequented gay nightclubs and bar so she wouldn't get hit on by guys. Apparently quite a few girls do this.

You should try going to gay bars next time you're looking for sex.

 

Ok then.

 

I'm pretty darn drunk right now.

Wife out taking daughter to play rehearsal... I'm not sure how many g+t consumes now. . XCOM and booze makes a great combination.

 

I hope you didn’t get your guns out, you bad red neck, cattle fondler.

 

I got white girl wasted last night. Like proper black out

 

thats a phrase my mrs uses frequently

White girl wasted

 

Is this the little fuker that tried cooking at 2am @luvgonzo?

You want us to cancel him?

 

Tags don’t work fam. It’s Matth’s less cool cousin anyway.

 

No way he drank 20 cans, that's a typo with the zero on the end.

 

I did think similar

Looks far too sober for 20 cans