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Crime - part deux.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Oct 2, 2021.

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Should crime happen

  1. Go on then why not.

  2. Yes

  3. Stfu sucky

  4. Tobes and peej welch couple

  5. Suck Roy's tits

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    The police are a bunch of ****s in my experience.

    If you're a super sick **** then it's a canny disguise isn't it?
     
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  2. Milk..

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    Instead of community service for petty drug use he carjacks twice (and attempts another three times).

    Carjacking alone has a max jail time of 20 years. If he got the max for each attempt that's 100 years just from the carjacking attempts. All to avoid a drug-use charge that would probably have ended with probation and community service.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Well when you put it like that...

















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  4. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    His name's Ryan Stone and he absolutely ****ed himself.
    Got charged with 18 crimes and got sentenced to 160 years in prison.
    He'll probably get out in 75 years, when he'll be 105! <laugh>
     
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Just some little daft **** that's played grand theft auto too much
     
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  6. Milk..

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    Doing the maths...

    So each minute he spent in that car trying to evade the police managed to rack up an extra 19 months of jail time. <laugh>
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    surprised they just didnt pop a cap in his ass
     
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  8. Tobes

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    He’s white bro.
     
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  9. Diego

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    I almost posted that but feared a bad reaction <laugh>
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Bet the cops were having a great time.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  12. brb

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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  14. Diego

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  15. brb

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  16. brb

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    Fair enough, the original articles I read didn't seem to be confirming it as fact, hence the caution on my part.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Needs a thread on the leeds board<whistle>
     
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Not been there yet but go for it, will have a gander tomoz <laugh>
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    All terrorists have mental health issues. The end
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    This. Anybody who wants to blow people up has mental health issues.

    But ...

    If you're brown and worship Allah, then you're a radicalised Jihadist terrorist

    If you're white or a Christian, then you have mental health issues.
     
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