****ing hell

[Easter Road 1980]

They let me out yesterday. Do keep up, Michael. Didn't get any pics, was too busy drinking beer.

Good news buddy.

Are you able to sit comfortably?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Good news buddy.

Are you able to sit comfortably?

Are you going to read us a story ?

 

[monacoger]

Good news buddy.

Are you able to sit comfortably?

Not for very long

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Are you going to read us a story ?

Jackanory?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Not for very long

Aye, thought it would be uncomfortable for any length of time.

Just remember though, worse things happen at sea buddy.

 

[monacoger]

Aye, thought it would be uncomfortable for any length of time.

Just remember though, worse things happen at sea buddy.

Like what?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Like what?

Sea Monsters and stuff.

And Patrick Duffy don't forget.

 

[Tina.]

Ye got a rubber ring to sit on, Gerry?

 

[monacoger]

Ye got a rubber ring to sit on, Gerry?

No.

 

[Gambol]

No.

Is it painful when ye take a stiffy?

 

[monacoger]

Is it painful when ye take a stiffy?

**** knows, not had one in two weeks. Almost got one yesterday but then Tuna appeared on here and ruined it instantly.

 

[Tina.]

**** knows, not had one in two weeks. Almost got one yesterday but then Tuna appeared on here and ruined it instantly.

Harsh but fair.
Get someone to get you one of these bad boys. https://www.stressnomore.co.uk/pres...MIl5T36Y6O9AIVS-rtCh2RiwFnEAQYAiABEgJ9_fD_BwE

 

[monacoger]

Harsh but fair.
Get someone to get you one of these bad boys. https://www.stressnomore.co.uk/pres...MIl5T36Y6O9AIVS-rtCh2RiwFnEAQYAiABEgJ9_fD_BwE

It isn't really sore when I am lying down. Sitting is overrated.

 

[Tina.]

It isn't really sore when I am lying down. Sitting is overrated.

I’m thinking about your famous bus journeys.

 

[monacoger]

I’m thinking about your famous bus journeys.

No buses for me for a while, only omlettes.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

No buses for me for a while, only omlettes.

Do you have to wear a nappy? Asking for a friend.

 

[monacoger]

Do you have to wear a nappy? Asking for a friend.

No, just bandages. I need to gobround the corner to the clinic in about 90 minutes to get wounds cleaned and fresh bandages. Will need to do that everyday for **** knows how long.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

No, just bandages. I need to gobround the corner to the clinic in about 90 minutes to get wounds cleaned and fresh bandages. Will need to do that everyday for **** knows how long.

Serious ****,get well soon.

 

[monacoger]

Serious ****,get well soon.

Cheers, hombre.

 

[Gambol]

Does it hurt taking a ****?