You fled the country didn't you John to hide out in the alligator swamplands of Louisiana? Bit daft then posting under your real name.
ex Royal Air Force my civvy mates used to promote me each time I came home hence the ridiculously high rank!!
Duh!! and I thought "Deano" was a Brazilian Portuguese name like "Ronaldo , Zico or Romero . Are you sure your not "Giovanni" in disguise. Bom dia e abracos amigo obrigado pela companhia ,ate mais tarde.