Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Toothless Everton...?
Here's our stats...

Now 9 goals in 11 Premier League games.

Failed to score in 5 out of 11 league games.

No goals in our 3 and a half league games... including added on time approx 340 mins!

No attempts on targets in our last 2 and a half league games...including added on time approx 240 mins.

What a time to be a spur!

So what you're saying in a nutshell is that Spurs are fukin ****

 

[remembercolinlee]

So what you're saying in a nutshell is that Spurs are fukin ****

We're ****ing M&S **** mate

 

[PINKIE]

We're ****ing M&S **** mate

M&S ?

 

[remembercolinlee]

M&S ?

Marks and Spencers you plebby bastard

It's the height of sophistication round here

 

[brb]

Boooom.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Mental that West Ham are going to win the league.

 

[Tobes]

Allison has gone full Karius

 

[Peej]

Smoke hands….

 

[PINKIE]

Marks and Spencers you plebby bastard

It's the height of sophistication round here

Yeah, but what have Marks n Sparks got to do with anything ya mad bastard ?

 

[remembercolinlee]

Yeah, but what have Marks n Sparks got to do with anything ya mad bastard ?

Their ad dumbass..."these ain't just strawberries...their M&S strawberries "

So I was saying we is a special sort of ****.

Way to kill my joke...

Twat

BTW...Liverpool being battered by David Moyes

 

[PINKIE]

Oh dear Liverpool

 

[Big Ern]

**** YEAH!!!!

 

[PINKIE]

Their ad dumbass..."these ain't just strawberries...their M&S strawberries "

So I was saying we is a special sort of ****.

Way to kill my joke...

Twat

BTW...Liverpool being battered by David Moyes

I ain't got a tele mate

and it was a **** joke anyway.

But yeah, Liverpool

 

[Libby]

Go on Moyesey lad.

 

[brb]

Liverpool getting butchered from corners.

 

[remembercolinlee]

I ain't got a tele mate

and it was a **** joke anyway.

But yeah, Liverpool

No telly...

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[Peej]

I ain't got a tele mate

and it was a **** joke anyway.

But yeah, Liverpool

what do you point your furniture at?

 

[PINKIE]

what do you point your furniture at?

The fireplace.

Same show on every night though

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

what do you point your furniture at?

One of these?

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[Tobes]

Carragher has just shot his wad.