Rumour has it Tels firm underwrote Ronaldo’s foreskin and Tels looking after the assets
Turned up just before we beat them 5 nil.
He can't cos he's waiting for me to finish in the chair...but I is a bald muvverfugger so am waiting for it to grow before it gets cut...we might be a while@CFC: Chumps £launderx17 to please leave the barber
To be fair, he should have been.
Ronnie is the only player they have who looks like he gives a ****, Varane has been injured most of the time since signing and Sancho has been a massive flop so far, though he is young.
They made what looked like 3 awesome signings, and so far only one of them has come good, but it aint enough when the rest of squad is running around like headless chickens, without any guidance or coaching. Twatting a mediocre Spurs doesn't change anything, though luckily, it may keep Ole in a job bit longer, which is good news for the rest of the league
He can't cos he's waiting for me to finish in the chair...but I is a bald muvverfugger so am waiting for it to grow before it gets cut...we might be a while![]()
Slurps is in there having a crack, back and sack wax coz he ain't got any hair left on his head now.
do you reckon that he save up the hair and makes a syrup out of it
Expect syrup sales to go up now that Conte is joining us
At least, Spurs fans won't have to hide at the barber when defeated
Turned up just before we beat them 5 nil.
Not seen since
Did the fanboy tel not reappear after the Repairman turned up v Atlanta.
Even Matth left his cave

The repair man. Heard that earlier. ****ing brilliant description.
Only a matter of time before the memes appear with ronaldo in a boiler suit carrying a box of tools![]()
Some refer to them as The red devil's but I prefer your description mate


sucky , sucky, come out, come out, where ever you are....
