The Steve Bruce appreciation thread

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My missus said she was going to leave me because of my stupid puns about her dark yellow oven glove.
Was shocked when she'd gone this morning, mustard mitt.

You remind me of the time this morning I was walking to the shop and some man threw some milk, cheese and butter at me for no reason.

I was shocked, I mean, how dairy.
 
You remind me of the time this morning I was walking to the shop and some man threw some milk, cheese and butter at me for no reason.

I was shocked, I mean, how dairy.
That reminds me about the time I went to a fancy dress party.

When I arrived with my wife on my back the party organiser asked me what I was meant to be? A snail I said, this is “Michelle”!
 
And this is just because we have a new owner. They are saying we are a small club. Jason Cundy slagging us off on talksport. Does this look like a small club to anyone else?
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And this is just because we have a new owner. They are saying we are a small club. Jason Cundy slagging us off on talksport. Does this look like a small club to anyone else?
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let the haters hate. Cundy is Chelsea so he’s worried.
 
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When we win tomorrow he should walk and have a big dignity, he'd get respect

He'll not though as he's absolutely desperate for his payoff. Diet Sam Allardyce
 
When we win tomorrow he should walk and have a big dignity, he'd get respect

He'll not though as he's absolutely desperate for his payoff. Diet Sam Allardyce


He'll tell us to eat humble pie.

He makes it personal.. The fans make it personal

It's been the fans vs Bruce since day 1
 
He'll tell us to eat humble pie.

He makes it personal.. The fans make it personal

It's been the fans vs Bruce since day 1

Exactly. Last chance saloon to save some face. If he walked tomorrow after a win or even a draw, 5 years down the line when we're discussing the worst managers as we do, he'll not be as low as Souness Gullit and Allardyce
 
Exactly. Last chance saloon to save some face. If he walked tomorrow after a win or even a draw, 5 years down the line when we're discussing the worst managers as we do, he'll not be as low as Souness Gullit and Allardyce


He's going to leave having smoke blown up his arse

If Bruce doesn't win a game in 8 he's done a fantastic job
If Bruce wins a rare game the fans need to eat humble pie.
 
He's just going to reemphasize he's not a Newcastle fan

Bruce's beaten the nufc fans mate.

We've lost that one

Ultimately in the long run it won't matter, but Bruce is going down as having matched rafa whether it's true or not
 
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