Valentine's day

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NUFCaw

NUFCaw

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Im sorry for those of you that are having to take out the better half.

Im going to play xbox in me kegs for the remainder of the evening.

How are you all spending this romantic holiday loved (and probably invented) by card companies across the globe?
 
Gonna get home, kick off my shoes, demand dinner in front of the TV and ravage her later... or get home, cook dinner and get an early night with a good book. We're married you know and you just don't do that any more.
 
To steal a quality line from someone else a few mins ago, I'm off out with Jonas to thank each and every one of our fans for their continued support.
 
Probably go to sleep soon, been up since 4 this morning and have to be up again at 6 for college. More than likely end up on Fifa till about 11 though knowing me haha.
 
I recall as a young man I'd be able to count the days between sex on one hand. Very rarely did it ever require me to use both hands.

Now I'm married and a Dad I can use the same system but I swap the days for years...
 
overseasTOON said:
I recall as a young man I'd be able to count the days between sex on one hand. Very rarely did it ever require me to use both hands.

Now I'm married and a Dad I can use the same system but I swap the days for years...
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Im afraid that a once age catches up with me added to my ginger hair, I could probably use that system but swap years for decades.
 
I have a girlfriend, but we live in different cities so we're not doing anything. Both decided Valentine's is not worth bothering about anyway!
Being our anniversary soon, we decided that would be better to celebrate.
 
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