Ann had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Ann said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont .. Their first night there, she undressed as he did There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom .. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
Petrol and diesel cars were to have been fazed out in the UK by 2030 but, apparently, this has now been revised to next Wednesday.
A boy was in his science class learning about sexually transmitted diseases. There was quite a bit of giggling. The teacher said, "there's nothing funny about syphilis!" The boy replied, "there is if the doctor has a lisp."
My ex-wife should've been on one of the airplanes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11. I think.
