Best Suicide Ever

[Null]

**** coming to yours for dinner

It's ok...only I would be eating!

 

[Hugh Briss]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15364027

It's a total ****ing disgrace.

Animals like that should never be kept in captivity anyway.

Just because some **** forgets to lock up they all die?

I ****ing HATE the human race sometimes.

 

[Tina_old]

It's a total ****ing disgrace.

Animals like that should never be kept in captivity anyway.

Just because some **** forgets to lock up they all die?

I ****ing HATE the human race sometimes.

Going back on topic, I completely agree with what you've said. I'm not a tree hugger, but those poor animals were killed because someone had his own personal zoo? The **** deserved to be eaten.

 

[Psychosomatic]

It's a total ****ing disgrace.

Animals like that should never be kept in captivity anyway.

Just because some **** forgets to lock up they all die?

I ****ing HATE the human race sometimes.

The voice of reason. Totally, totally agree.

 

[Treat Williams]

Nah, this is the best suicide ever:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...apitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html

Influenced by Chris Morris no doubt.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Bet they'd be well tasty

Now they are dead, it would be a waste not to eat them. Would love to slip a mouthful between Stereos hungry lips.

 

[VenomPD]

It's a total ****ing disgrace.

Animals like that should never be kept in captivity anyway.

Just because some **** forgets to lock up they all die?

I ****ing HATE the human race sometimes.

Going back on topic, I completely agree with what you've said. I'm not a tree hugger, but those poor animals were killed because someone had his own personal zoo? The **** deserved to be eaten.

I say; **** 'em. If they were so good they wouldn't have ended-up in a zoo in the first place. Secondly they were daft enough to get shot. Law of the ****ing jungle

 

[Welcome to the North]

Back before I became a **** I used to eat a lot of different meats: wild boar, hare, kangaroo, ostrich etc.

The only one I really miss is venison. Used to love venison.

Venison is ****e.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Venison is ****e.

He was alright at Newcastle, but never good enough for an England cap. Ridiculous haircut.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Was there really a Barry Venison song to the tune of Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi?

 

[thefanwithnoname]

I say; **** 'em. If they were so good they wouldn't have ended-up in a zoo in the first place. Secondly they were daft enough to get shot. Law of the ****ing jungle

In a natural selection kind of way?





<sorryhangsheadinshame>

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Was there really a Barry Venison song to the tune of Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi?

Apparently so:

http://www.allvoices.com/people/Barry_Venison/video/44052758-your-love-is-like-barry-venison-bon-jovi---bad-medicine-liverpool-fc-newcastle-fc

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Your love is like Barry Venison
Barry Venison is what I need
Shake it up just like Barry Venison
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease

 

[eddieveeee]

i remember a good tune we used to sing back in the day before political correctness was invented

to the tune of la bamba


ibrox disaster

ibrox disaster

oh ibrox ibrox disaster

oh ibrox ibrox disaster

oh ibrox disaster

oh ibrox disaster

 

[Archers Road]

There's still one monkey unaccounted for.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Venison is ****e.

Possibly the most random and pointless post in the history of the internet.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I've not read this thread but my favourite suicide was suicide by aston martin. this guy chained his neck to a tree, sat in his aston martin, (convertable obviously) and gunned it until his head popped off

found the link there. he did it to get it up his money grabbin wife, top man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...apitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

I've not read this thread but my favourite suicide was suicide by aston martin. this guy chained his neck to a tree, sat in his aston martin, (convertable obviously) and gunned it until his head popped off

For the love of beige leather upholstery ,why?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Possibly the most random and pointless post in the history of the internet.

i thought it said venom at first.