You've fully turned into 1995-2004 spurs
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We are ****ing gash. But it ain’t that bad mate

You've fully turned into 1995-2004 spurs
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www.meatspin.comHelicopter spotted landing near the Goon training ground
Arsenal reportedly chasing Bologna defender Takehiro Tomiyasu
Don't think I've ever been less excited about deadline day for yonks![]()
He's a beast mate.. He's the biggest full back I've ever seen in my life . Looks like a custom player on fifa that's been maxed on everything.
You been selling him roids Munse ?
He is big for a full back you'll see what I meen.. Looks like someone's dad playing with the under 15s

Apparently Spurs were after him. Their fans had already made 'Welcome to Spurs' videos about him
This transfer suddenly looks a lot more interesting.

Wouldn't be the first time.Spurs swapped to the Barcelona bloke... Emerson?
He's apparently had a medical so if he's any good I expect him to turn up a Stamford Bridge in a few hours![]()

Apparently Spurs were after him. Their fans had already made 'Welcome to Spurs' videos about him
This transfer suddenly looks a lot more interesting.
What happened to the deal with the Portuguese club?Looks like Rafa has made his first **** up at Everton, as having told James he didn’t feature in his plans, looks like he’s going nowhere.
He couldn’t agree terms apparently. AC Milan had a look then wandered off. So looks like he’s staying. There’s ways and means & Benitez has got this one wrong for me.What happened to the deal with the Portuguese club?
Telling a player you want rid of him before you have a guaranteed deal lined up is always a mistake, ala Conte with Diego Costa. That was a total debacle.He couldn’t agree terms apparently. AC Milan had a look then wandered off. So looks like he’s staying. There’s ways and means & Benitez has got this one wrong for me.
Did Benitez freeze him out or did the player ask to leave?He couldn’t agree terms apparently. AC Milan had a look then wandered off. So looks like he’s staying. There’s ways and means & Benitez has got this one wrong for me.
It was the former, completely froze him out after 1 pre season game.Did Benitez freeze him out or did the player ask to leave?
If it's the latter, then he can always say that they tried to get him his move and it didn't work.
Reintegrate him over the international break and move on.