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Deadline day without Jim White trying to build excitement about a journeyman signing for the likes of Wycombe, won’t feel right. No yellow ties and no ‘hold on to your hats X club fans, as boy have we got some exciting news for you coming up’ - story, they’re bringing in a 3rd choice keeper on loan.

Who can forget purple dildo night at Stoke, old back handed ‘Arry with his car window down and a brown bag in the footwell. Today is just going to be a Ronnie ****fest.

I think you're underestimating it mate.

Just wait until Dharmesh ****head announces the signing of Mbappe by Liverpool for the sum of a dry roasted peanut and Origi going the other way.
 
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Nufc bid for a defender I've never heard of

Diakhaby? Anyone
Only thing I've seen from him was when his whole team walked off after he got racially abused.
Hard to judge any players from Valencia at the moment, as the club's a ****ing ****show.
 
Moise Kean back to Juve

Lad has got bags of talent but it never really worked out for him at Everton @Tobes
 
Presumably that's a punishment for his Insta post saying that he wants to leave Arsenal

Another ****ing shambles befalls my club :(

Guys been at Arsenal since he was 6.
He just wants to play at Right back.
Now with Bellerin and that other guy, is it Cedric? Ahead of him in the pecking order, of course he wants to leave!
 
Guys been at Arsenal since he was 6.
He just wants to play at Right back.
Now with Bellerin and that other guy, is it Cedric? Ahead of him in the pecking order, of course he wants to leave!

He’s never wanted to play right back, he sees himself as a CM and wants to play there. It’s why he went to West Brom last season on loan rather than some better performing teams as they were going to use him at CM rather than full back
 
He’s never wanted to play right back, he sees himself as a CM and wants to play there. It’s why he went to West Brom last season on loan rather than some better performing teams as they were going to use him at CM rather than full back
I read somewhere that that was bullshit.
He mentioned once that he likes playing CM, but that right back is his preferred position. Not sure how accurate that is though
 
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Not news to anyone, of course, but they still seem to be using the 7 shirt everywhere.
The Premier League would have to change the rules to allow him to use it. They will. The ****s.
 
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Not news to anyone, of course, but they still seem to be using the 7 shirt everywhere.
The Premier League would have to change the rules to allow him to use it. They will. The ****s.
I have never understood why that is a thing. Honestly, who gives a **** what number you are wearing, unless you are a superstitious twat.
 
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I have never understood why that is a thing. Honestly, who gives a **** what number you are wearing, unless you are a superstitious twat.
It's marketing. CR7 is a brand.
Aboubakar Kamara tried the same thing, but tastelessly/amusingly went for AK47, instead! <laugh>
 
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