Loanees incoming

We won't buy anyone else will wee? Having broken all the rules and bought 1 player

Who should we loan in?

It'll probably be Phil Jones and Abu Hamza or whatever he's called from Leicester

We should be going all out for Maitland-Niles

 

Nothing to see here. No loans. We won’t do it. We can’t.

 

No
Chance

 

Do you think he’ll know?

 

We're ****ed

 

Koulibaly and Coutinho still available

 

Cisse still available

 

Has he learnt the offside rule yet?

 

He was Pardew’s secret son. He doesn’t know where the line is.

 

Doubt it

 

Ba has just walked out on his team too.

 

So Ba Cisse and HBA back to tear up the league again?

 

Van de beek can’t get a game for manu at the moment.

Lingard is also potentially available.

Either one of these two would fix the Shelvey problem.

 

Apart from Bruces stubborn old dying brain

 

Nufc are done mate..

 

Bruce will be in trouble already if they lose to Southampton.. Contrary to what people think he's not guaranteed to keep his job.

He was close to losing it once it twice last season, but then nufc went on runs..

 

Indeed I’m just trying to think of ways of improving the midfield while the plonker is still here before he kills the club.

 

I agree it feels worse this season.

Like you say. Lose against Southampton and we are really up **** creak.

 

Yep because tougher games are coming..... Our pre season was poor imo played ****e teams and don't look ready

 

I felt he was on the brink of the sack around the time Joe camr in