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Gutierrez = ****ing twat

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 13, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Talking about hair, I got a great hair cut just a short way along the road from Ewood park for £6 yesterday. Felt like a new man after it. Barber was a neutral and talked a lot of sense so had a good chat too.
     
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  2. Sir Bobby

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    As if you have hair! ;)
     
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    Got fresh? i didnt know Jonas was a 90s black guy
     
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  4. James Bond

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    You are a horrible person, you swear in every post you make. Why don't you actually take your own advice and leave this forum permanently
     
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  5. Rumsfeld

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    +rep for first response.

    I didn't even read past this post.
     
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  6. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    RIP bartons tash = TWAT

    yeah that sounds more like it, i wish there were fans less like you mate, you dont have a clue about newcastle united or thier players, get real
     
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    Quite agree with your assessment BT, but would extend sentiments to the rest of your team, especially the scouser/mank
     
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  8. Batmanu Eboue

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    maybe he just has a small nob and wants to get in and out of the showers before his team mates take the mickey out of him
     
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  9. MrToontastic

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    Jonas cares very much about the fans, I talk to him in twitter all the time. Seems like a really nice guy and never ignores me when I tweet him. Few of my mates saw him out in Newcastle on a night out with Coloccini and said he was brilliant, bought them drinks and allsorts!

    I agree with you in the sense that I love to see passion and commitment from our players and don't mind losing in a way as long as the lads have put in a shift but putting this into perspective, you are the supporter you support, he is the player he plays. Why should he need to do more than that?
     
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  10. Rumsfeld

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    Everyone reacts differently after a game

    He always works his socks off. ALWAYS. He's entitled to go have a breather and some time by himself if he wants too

    Tash is just extremely butt-hurt that he would be ignored by someone beautiful like Jonas
     
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  11. SirBR

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    Wondered how long it would take for the numpty to go off on one, so much for "Goodbye for ever cruel world" (cue dramatic exit)

    Why not have a pop at Collo for getting forward and not doing his defensive duties and then not actually score a cracking goal which the keeper should never have saved.


    Next time you wind up for a rant why not pop on your Sky+ and crack one off, it might relive some of that pent up aggresion!!!
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    <applause><applause>
    <applause>

    Oh, I see what you mean now. Wrong clap.
     
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  13. toonpents

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    i see Tash is back on form, everything is now right with the world
     
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    Are you actually alot older than you say? Bearing a grudge from the Falklands?
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Dr Tash the time traveller. Been here, been there, knows everything.
     
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  16. SirBR

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    <laugh>

    Judging by the amount of foul language I'd say a lot younger than he makes out, he swears like a 12 year old who just learnt a new word!!
     
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  17. Wein14

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    <laugh><laugh> True, true! I just watched 'BlackAdder Back and Forth' (for the nth time!!), maybe he has cunningly created a time machine like Mr Adder did?


    Remember the butterfly affect Tash!!! CAREFUL!!

    Christ's sake, if a master like Edmund can make us all Fernch, imagine what this Wumpty could do!:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  18. overseasTOON

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    Attention seeking maggot.

    **** off.
     
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    Any chance that we can get this thread removed, as I really don't like seeing the title in the list of discussions. Not that I am that precious, but it looks awful having a thread like this about one of our own players.

    Jonas always gives 100% for the team when he is on the pitch and that is good enough for me. I am not interested whether players kiss the badge or wave to the fans, because at the end of the day it means nothing.
     
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  20. SirBR

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    RIP TASH - I can see MY opinion (which is the only important one screw every one else) isn't wanted I'm leaving forever Good ****ing Bye (until this afternoon)
     
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