I know he's old mate, doesn't seem to be why he's not played though. Previous club went under and the season hasn't started yet for his current team. Before that just a few years ago he scored 24 in 28 albeit in a crap league most likely.
Yeah. That was the 3rd or 4th division in Switzerland. I'm not sure but I'd hazard a guess that's just an amateur league, as well. It looks to me like he's washed up and getting a few quid from amateur teams probably on the back of his reputation.
Most likely mate. As far as I know the only interest is from his end, Johnson would probably laugh at the suggestion. I was having visions of him doing a Defoe but it doesn't seem very likely.