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Actually looked them up and the Maldives is currently ranked 155 in the world

Excellent then I will happily be head coach for Maldives. I'll need a coaching team of course. I'll take:
@Robbie BB and his laptop in charge of XG and sport science.
I'll need @RiverEndRick along to pitch elaborate line-ups beyond my go to 442.
@1950canary can manage the budget.
@ngandy cocktails?
Anyone else is welcome, though you must explain your value like the above.

We'll get Maldives up to 154th in no time.
 
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Excellent then I will happily be head coach for Maldives. I'll need a coaching team of course. I'll take:
@Robbie BB and his laptop in charge of XG and sport science.
I'll need @RiverEndRick along to pitch elaborate line-ups beyond my go to 442.
@1950canary can manage the budget.
@ngandy cocktails?
Anyone else is welcome, though you must explain your value like the above.

We'll get Maldives up to 154th in no time.


My value is my unequalled ability to sip mojitos under a beach umbrella. If ngandy is making them, you need someone to drink them. Do I qualify?
 
Excellent then I will happily be head coach for Maldives. I'll need a coaching team of course. I'll take:
@Robbie BB and his laptop in charge of XG and sport science.
I'll need @RiverEndRick along to pitch elaborate line-ups beyond my go to 442.
@1950canary can manage the budget.
@ngandy cocktails?
Anyone else is welcome, though you must explain your value like the above.

We'll get Maldives up to 154th in no time.
I'll work on some new formations then Hairy. Look forward to Gandy's cocktails and Irish coffee for breakfast.
 
Excellent then I will happily be head coach for Maldives. I'll need a coaching team of course. I'll take:
@Robbie BB and his laptop in charge of XG and sport science.
I'll need @RiverEndRick along to pitch elaborate line-ups beyond my go to 442.
@1950canary can manage the budget.
@ngandy cocktails?
Anyone else is welcome, though you must explain your value like the above.

We'll get Maldives up to 154th in no time.

I'll be in charge of scouting. (I'm going to mostly focus on finding and watching colourful fish)
 
Coach Jose Mourinho was sent off as his Roma side finished Saturday's friendly away to Real Betis with only eight men.

The hosts went 3-2 up on 57 minutes but Roma's players argued that Alex Moreno had handled the ball over the line.

Midfielder Lorenzo Pellegrini received a second yellow card, while Mourinho was also sent off for protesting.

No change there then
 
Well there's something I never thought I'd see in a million years...

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Ipswich 0-1 Newport in the Carabao cup, so no chance of a derby game in 2021.
 
Coach Jose Mourinho was sent off as his Roma side finished Saturday's friendly away to Real Betis with only eight men.

The hosts went 3-2 up on 57 minutes but Roma's players argued that Alex Moreno had handled the ball over the line.

Midfielder Lorenzo Pellegrini received a second yellow card, while Mourinho was also sent off for protesting.

No change there then

Excellent! Although Pellegrini is married to my cousin.
 
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