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Why Are The Irish So Thick?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Declan O'Fuckknuckle, Oct 16, 2011.

  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    We had an Irish farmhand, i while back he was going through marriage problems and was taking advice from a therapist .
    I caught him in the barn where the heavy machinery is kept with a dildo and some viagra.
    Apparently he was told by his sex therapist to do something sexy to a tractor...<sorry>
     
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  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Did your boyfriend get shagged by a big bad Irishman digger?<laugh>
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Goodness.
     
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  5. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Bet you're the life and soul of the dole office <ok>
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Don't concern yourself, your crown is quite safe.
     
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  7. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    @ Mask

    Why do you try so hard to be funny and witty when it's clear to all on here that you're not?

    Do you really seek attention that much?
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Ok.
     
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  9. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Quick,quick everyone look at me again.I've came up with another smart one.LOOK AT ME <laugh>
     
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  10. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    "There is an idea of me, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... I simply am not there."

    WOW! How earth shatteringly deep and profound <laugh><laugh><laugh>Will someone pleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz think I'm interesting and give me some attention <laugh>
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nabjack

    <laugh>
     
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  12. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    G,day wanna go til a barby.As long as I'm the center of attention yer welcom. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Hello BH, so what are the chances of this story being true????? nil, chances that they actually conned you out of a fiver????? quite high id say
     
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  14. irishgreen

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    "I'm currently just trying to open myself up to as many new experiences as possible. After reading Proust I've decided life is too short for missed opportunities."

    Is that Alain, the racing driver?
     
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  15. irishgreen

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    **** that's a good one <laugh>

    Where's Norwich????????????
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    <ok>
    9th place
     
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  17. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    In what country?
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    If you think that's what i'm after, why is it that you and super-moderator ST keep posting things about me? <laugh> ...****ing ******ed ****s!
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <yikes> ...you mean somebody else likes the movie 'American Psycho'? Never!

    I'm flattered that you've Googled it out of your complete non-interest in me or my profile...<cheers>

    Welcome to my fan club...<ok>
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Nah, it's clear from your dating site what you're after <laugh>
     
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