We forgot about one

Probably about 2mins into it.....or in layman terms...as soon as he finished his ****

 

It seems these days that people are becoming more and more desperate to become unique and famous, celebraty is everything

There was a "man" the other night on the History Chanel who had turned himself nto a trans alien and I think he might have a YouTube channel as well

 

Didn’t even watch the video because people like that disgust me

is he lying in a hospital bed having had his head kicked in?

hope so

 

I watch Alibi (the channel) quite a lot at night, i like old shows like New Tricks and stuff.
Just lately they have been running an advert by Stonewall every break in which a man/woman goes on about gays wanting to just be accepted and ignored like every other person.
Every night at some point i end up thinking "stop jumping up and down waving your arms shouting "look at me i'm gay" and people will accept you and ignore you like every one else on earth.

 

Where does this kinda thing end in the end?

Graft a donkey dick over your own?

I know chicks would go through a tail trend. Bunny ears too.

Id deffo get some batwings tbh. Save me putting on the suit all the time

 

What if we get to the point where marriage is actually splitting you both into two halves and sewing you back up together Twice.

 

Divorce could be awkward, who gets to keep what

 

Just reverse it.

Call it a persectamy

 

You ever known a divorce where a wife leaves with nothing more than she brought

 

How many you had bro

 

Just the one, in your world i would probably be at least one bollock and a lung missing.

 

Some mong has had his eyes narrowed because he has always felt Korean and now believes he has transitioned to a Korean person.

He should be sent first class to Uncle Kim up north. Let him live his life as a Korean if that's what he really wants.

 

We used to have mental institutions for people like this where they received treatment and went on to lead normal lives.
Now we pander to their fantasies.

 

I couldn't care less tbh just let eople do and be whatever they like if it makes them happy, but I have a feeling it'll never end and they'll keep trying to find happiness in changing their appearance and they'll never be satisfied.

 

Whatever makes people happy. As long as they don't hurt anyone.

That doesn't mean I have to play along with them though. If you're a bloke and you tell me you're a woman...Good for you. If you want me to pretend you're a woman....get the **** away from me you weirdo.

 

I'm just offended by the fake accent. No need for that, just carry on talking cockney innit. What's with the "me love you long time" ****?

Anyway a short lesson on changing race...

 

I think these people are being exploited by plastic surgeons.

There should be much tighter regulations over this ****.

The bloke ain’t Korean and is never gonna be. He needs psychological help not ****ing pandering to with somebody with a knife, Botox and happy to accept £20k

 

You got a boob job bro

 

You should do an assembly on this bro.

Tell the yoots its cool and they have to accept it and if thay dont then there is sometning wrong with them.

Id guess youd have a line of pitchfork wielding parents outside wanting your blood the next morning

Id hope so anyway

 

I live for rucks with parents mate. Compulsory visits to mosque for white kids, and muslim kids to the pub were a couple of my finest new initiatives.

I think at 7 they might find it a bit confusing bro but I'll give it a go.