Manskirt Wearing Trannies V Morris Dancing Woofters

I've got some money for a take away curry, I'm on the way home to my wife iirc.

Not sure if it was before or after, but I always liked A Town Called Malice

 

Jog on Beauregard

 

Student Grant Hanley… would make a good Viz story.

 

Is Gazza playing?

 

Think he's gone fishing with a couple of sarnies with his murdering **** of a "mate".

Wife beating ****ing failure.

 

When’s he Coming Home?

 

Probably never I'd imagine.

 

Archibald 6 bellies Archerson

 

Brought a slab of 4.5% pissy continental craft beer and an oz of pineapple express for the game tonight.

May even make a cauliflower cheese

 

You like your Pineapple express, don't you. I'm pulling the volcano out for the game tonight and I shall have 2 or 3 bottles of Corona.

May make some sandwiches to go with crisps and party sausage rolls for me and my little brother to tuck into.

He will be indulging in pure cocaine no doubt, so I'll end up eating everything.

 

Scottish team been leaked already

 

^^^^ The quintessential ****ter.

 

Genuinely sounds like the ****test night ever. Only ER being there too could make it any worse.

 

^^^^^^ ***** alert.

 

Not enough ketamine to turn us into dribbling spastics?

 

^^^^wasn't invited

 

Your racist pal that gave you that info was on it too. I don't touch the stuff normally, haven't since then either.

You desperate corona-drinking mong.

 

Lol, you dribbling spastic.

I'm sensible, you see. I don't get into the sort of mess you got into with drugs. It's not cool. 2 or 3 bottles of beer and I'm good.