Manskirt Wearing Trannies V Morris Dancing Woofters

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EasterRoad1980 said:
Don't get me started on that 60+ ****ter with a ****ing ridiculous hairstyle, desperately appearing to look "cool" and looking like an utter ****ing ****ter ****wit.

Hasn't done a decent song since "Down In The Metro Station At Dawn".

****ing ****ter.
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I've got some money for a take away curry, I'm on the way home to my wife iirc.

Not sure if it was before or after, but I always liked A Town Called Malice
 
Brought a slab of 4.5% pissy continental craft beer and an oz of pineapple express for the game tonight.

May even make a cauliflower cheese
 
DUNCAN DONUTS said:
Brought a slab of 4.5% pissy continental craft beer and an oz of pineapple express for the game tonight.

May even make a cauliflower cheese
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You like your Pineapple express, don't you. I'm pulling the volcano out for the game tonight and I shall have 2 or 3 bottles of Corona.

May make some sandwiches to go with crisps and party sausage rolls for me and my little brother to tuck into.

He will be indulging in pure cocaine no doubt, so I'll end up eating everything.
 
Saff said:
You like your Pineapple express, don't you. I'm pulling the volcano out for the game tonight and I shall have 2 or 3 bottles of Corona.

May make some sandwiches to go with crisps and party sausage rolls for me and my little brother to tuck into.

He will be indulging in pure cocaine no doubt, so I'll end up eating everything.
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^^^^ The quintessential ****ter.
 
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Saff said:
You like your Pineapple express, don't you. I'm pulling the volcano out for the game tonight and I shall have 2 or 3 bottles of Corona.

May make some sandwiches to go with crisps and party sausage rolls for me and my little brother to tuck into.

He will be indulging in pure cocaine no doubt, so I'll end up eating everything.
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Genuinely sounds like the ****test night ever. Only ER being there too could make it any worse.
 
Saff said:
Not enough ketamine to turn us into dribbling spastics?
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<laugh> Your racist pal that gave you that info was on it too. I don't touch the stuff normally, haven't since then either.

You desperate corona-drinking mong.
 
Toby said:
<laugh> Your racist pal that gave you that info was on it too. I don't touch the stuff normally, haven't since then either.

You desperate corona-drinking mong.
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Lol, you dribbling spastic.

I'm sensible, you see. I don't get into the sort of mess you got into with drugs. It's not cool. 2 or 3 bottles of beer and I'm good.
 
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