Engurland

We'll still be in covid lockdown and kneeling for Fentanyl Floyd in 2030

 

As a person I have a lot of time for Harry Kane, very down to earth and a decent bloke.

He's a ****e footballer though.

 

Neat room temperature vodka

Boak

 

Your urine looks very clear for the amount of Buckfast you put away.

 

Pepsi max to colour mate.

 

How many times Drew!

I don't drink papist bevvy!

 

I met him at Luton Airport in 2011 he was on his way to Geeece , he was arguing with the check in desk about weight restriction on his luggage and refused to pay the surplus.

I defused the situation by offering to wear his clothes on the plane.

Too my surprise he handed me a pair of red chords and a lemon tweed jacket , looked at the label and both were from Mr Buyright .

I didn't even know they were still going .

 

Sounds revolting

 

Croatian burds are tidy tbf

 

Hoi, it's only me that meets the elite at airports around this flat earth.

 

Si taking a knee for GSTQ!

 

Croatia definitely win the tidy burds Cup.

 

Here we go, come on fans boo like ****!!

 

It’s basic good manners as Nigeland are our hosts that day.
But we’ll still steal your goalposts should the opportunity arise.

 

Jesus, Jeremy Anus is co-commentator, utter ****ing twat.

Sound will have to be muted for the game as well.

 

I'll be happy with a draw. We'll smash the Czechs and won't get beaten from the Jocks. That should be enough to see us through.

 

@Toley Fart with the Šuker tap on

 

Ooft!

 

Foden and Grealish could be our stars this tournament.