Takeover (Covid-19/20)

I used in the past on porridge but I stopped and opted for water

 

How's the vegan bacon did ye say?

 

i aint no tree hugger mate. Zero carb is almond milk.

 

I agree i like almond milk , it's the best of the fake milks

 

They can't have oats

A real man can survive on grool.

 

It's not like.

Barista oatmilk makes nicer coffee than real milk mate

 

Correction i think they can have oats

 

Real men don't drink coffee

 

What do they drink?

 

Pints of mince

 

That's nowt I had some cinder blocks in my water the other day

 

This imo is a real man


I wouldn't last 1 minute in his world.

Respect nothing but respect

 

Probably tastes like coffee (****)

 

According to him its nicer than fried chicken

 

He

s just got a screw loose: actually a lot of screws loose.

 

I found the bit where he's offering it to his mates particularly amusing.

We've all been there but just not with bricks.. There's one guy you can tell is sick of him offering him bricks and gravel

 

T

 

Because he's the hero Newcastle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

 

and he’s always right