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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 8, 2021.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    True. But at least I can count mine on my fingers and have a finger or two spare.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Yes, but you're from County Durham, so you have a lot of fingers!!
     
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  3. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    ****in hell JRL…!
    I think you need some oat milk in your coffee <cheers>

    Have to admit I agree with a lot of your points, but would never have time to write them down
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    After seeming like I was on the same page earlier, I'd just like to distance myself from this whinging **** <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    You've got to let it out! It's cathartic!!
     
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  6. VespaPiaggio

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    Keep the roads safe and ban cars.
    Dozy arrogant drivers responsible for countless deaths due to their impatience.
     
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    Cyclists are asking for it mind... The roads are dangerous and they're using them for leisure.

    I certainly wouldn't do it because it's far too dangerous.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    100%. Too many clowns being allowed at the wheel of a killing machine.

    They should introduce a tax for every time you use your car over a certain amount for anything but business.

    Some people are just lazy dick heads too. I walked to Greggs for a coffee the other day. I got there and there is my mate in the queue. He lives a stones throw from this place, about 20 times less than the distance I just walked. He is overweight and badly needs exercise. When we get outside he's only got the car. To travel about 200 yards.

    Stop using your car for every little journey, clogging the roads and polluting the air.

    Walk or dare I say it, buy a bike <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Whinging ****!
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roads are only dangerous because of dick heads behind the wheel. big believer is dealing with the issue rather than deflecting. Therefore its the drivers who are asking for these problems and we need to start removing body parts for regular offenders. I'm right behind some dystopian world where a guy in a room physically harms drivers via pushing a button when they make a dick of themselves. So you know, not signaling, electric shock. Cutting me up like a cock, you get 2 months of impotence. So on and so forth.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I feel sorry for vaginas. We all use **** in the negative. Makes it seem like fannies are bad when actually they are pretty cool.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    A **** and a necrophiliac!!

    I prefer warm ones!
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    I disagree mate driving is dangerous full stop.. Idiots make it worse, but no idiots and its still highly dangerous.

    Cyclists are idiots imo
     
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    Being a BMW driving, cyclist, Sunderland supporter, you can all fùck off.
    Being a scooterist I'll let you off.
    Only a bit mind.
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    There's a closed section of the old A1 near Catterick. It's still a road, just without any idiots on it. Not been an accident on it in years!
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    Exactly
     
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Are all you driving BMW?
    BMW drivers 99 times out of 100 are complete tossers.
     
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    So roads aren't dangerous, just the idiots who use them!
     
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    No it's the fact moving at speeds from 20-70m mph in an object that weighs at least one tonne is highly dangerous.

    Not everyone thats died on the roads was an idiot. They might have made a mistake and sadly died.
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Is that why so many people drive above 70mph on motorways?
     
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