Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Nope, Sucky wins it. Snatched at the last second.

 

Like trying to banter with Barry and Paul ffs, get yourselves sorted out and DM me when you’re ready to do this properly.

 

Wtf have you done ere @Tel ffs

 

I’ve done **** all, you two have shared a can of Monster after a gobble and gone all hyperretarded.

I’ll just wait for you to sort yourselves out yeah?

 

@Rorschach has been visible for the last hour at least and said nishty, so she’s either waiting to say something funny and can’t think of owt, or looking for some decent vaults, of which I’m sure there are loads but you’ve been in hiding for 6 months ya daft slag so it better be a ****in guddun to get you out of that hole.

 

Wernt me bruv. My quotes always on point

 

Ive noticed Tobes has been liking posts while on vacation.

None of mine tho

 

Just shot ya mate while he was tryna get out the trench there. Cold.

 

Yeah that was bait.

 

How many goals did the Brazilian Benteke (Richarlison) scored this year?

Was it close to the 30 Don Carlo wanted from him?

 

He doesn't like yours when he's not on holiday either, to be fair.

 

Not sure what you're on about tbh.

 

Tru dat Innit

 

You and him. And everyone else.

 

7 league goals. 3 less than Benteke, who suddenly remembered that he's out of contract in the summer and needs to score some goals.
13 in all competitions, which is 2 more than Benteke.

 

He currently liking all my posts on page 8030 so should be along soon

 

Ta mate. That worse than I thought, I mean better