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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 14, 2021.

  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    You don't explain a joke.......sucky and spurlock will get it.......:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  2. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I would put a meme up about Muslims at the seaside but ern would complain coz he's a meme-mist
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Well that's a ****ery innit <laugh>
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I know you can't really separate religion from this one. But the way I look at this is that it's one group of people systematically persecuting another in their own country. And when they naturally kick off about it, they get ****ing pummelled with the full might of a well funded military.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Me and Slurps could tear strips off each other for days on this thread and then meet up for a nice Kosher bucket of fried chicken.
     
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  6. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    What's buggery got to do with it
     
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  7. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    That's love for ya
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Bros before wars
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Stop firing rockets then. I’m sorry, I don’t take sides genuinely mate, and I think Israel always take things to an unnecessary level, but the opposition know this, it’s like a knocking on a blokes door, kicking his poodle and then crying when he sets 8 Doberman on you, and then doing it again and again.

    It’s always rockets, have they not tried a strongly worded letter?
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah maybe they should try that.
     
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  11. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    It's not like that though is it.......Israel comes grabs your dog....you knock his door saying like a fk knobhead gis my dog back.....Israel shuts door in your face...you punch door.....Israel opens it and blows your head off with a shotgun.

    Justice init
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    can you prove it’s your dog?
     
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  13. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Not after I had head blown apart.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Just be grateful for the ****ter dog you’re allowed to have and get on with your life.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Why risk getting sniped on the way to the post box?

    I think an E Mail should do it
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You won’t need a dog if you’ve got no head Abe.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Dear Benny

    It's obvious you're a ****, so give us our land, homes and rights back and close the door on your way out.

    Thanks
    Palestine
     
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  18. aberdude

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    Ok adolf
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Whippets still make good guard dogs.
     
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  20. aberdude

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    Glad I taught it 2 **** indoors now.....non kosher fed im afraid
     
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