Rangers v Celtic

I was never a fan of Pa Broon but I think this could actually be a good signing for us sheepies. We're far too ****ing soft and have been for a couple of years now. Mind you now that he's with us he'll get sent off all the time. The ****ing Tim officials were always reluctant to send him off!!

 

ER does The Broony as surgeon declares him cured.

 

whose place in the team does he take?

 

A midfielder's probably, but he will play fewer than half the games I reckon.

 

Neil Doncaster et al banned from Thistle's title party

 

Hopefully Lewis Ferguson. Totally overrated.

 

How is McCrorie getting on? I know he scored in his first couple of games but not heard anything since. Almost as if Rangers were right to sell him.

 

Another ****ing Scottish dumpling basically.

 

Myself and a few others did tell you that at the time.

 

I know, I know. But you have to have a bit of hope. I'm a manic depressive, I have to try and be upbeat even if it does mean I'm constantly disappointed!!

 

worse things happen at sea, buddy

 

I've heard that right enough

 

It's a waste of time being upbeat so just get the manic bit out your head and concentrate on the depressive bit. It is actually rather fun when you get into it.

 

Nah, life's a bag of ****e and then you die.

That's all there is to it.

I know, I read it on the back of a matchbox.

 

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No sirreeee Bob!

 

Calm down lads, I’m sure Leigh was talking about Hula Hoops.

 

Please God, don't let us sign that ****wit!!

Bit rich really, when does that fanny ever make the Hoops starting 11

 

A matchbox? **** that, buddy, you should read Nexus instead and it is only marginally more expensive than what a matchbox costs these days.

 

state of them when the goal goes in. Nae **** knows where to look. Broony scared to shout at his dud teammates.