Levy is the only spurs fan actively cheering on City tonight...absolutely cacking himself that he will have swapped a CL winning manager for an outdated poisonous dinosaur
Be right back, just copy/pasting this on r/coys to see if any of the MouAnon conspiracy theorists spontaneously combust...
Just when you thought our fans couldn’t be any more hostile... Imagine if PSG win the CL. Currently going rather well against city. Not many teams have been able to see that this season!
Meanwhile, fire crews in Minnesota are struggling to put out a fire in an apartment block which appears to have started in the bathroom of an apartment immediately after the occupier blurted out "He's won it twice!!!" while reading a subreddit while sat on the bog
Look for him to score a late winner ...oh wait, this match doesn't have a Premier League ref, so he gets a straight red
Gueye sent off. PSG have completely lost their heads. Poch looks to his bench, hoping to see Lucas Moura wearing an Icardi mask.