Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

obviously the piss-take went over your head.

 

Yeah you’ve never been vaguely even arsed.

Obvs...

 

Has Gary Lineker been ill, he don't half seemed to have of aged recently.

 

His body just realised he's 60 years old and **** itself probs

 

Theoretically just Harvey Barnes and James Justin

 

Too many cup games and European games have caught up with your side.

 

Tuchel in his best gear for the occasion.

 

He's not wearing his SS uniform.

 

How's Fernandinho not been booked there ffs.

 

Mount isn’t a forren so didn’t go down clutching his leg.

Until refs penalise obvious fouls where the player stays on his feet you can’t blame them for diving.

 

The clue is in the question.

 

Have City turned up?

 

Peps been seen scratching his chin atleast once by my count, so he's livid.

 

Yes mate ... season has been crap

 

You'll end up 5th.. I thibk think that's par for the course

 

5th and a cup semi ain't bad though

 

Don’t get him started on lost semis.

 

It's the finals we like to lose

 

**** knows what keeper is doing there.