With you as his opening act!


Did you mean warm up? ... otherwise ... fair attempt![]()
Oooh sides splitter ... what are you like Ponky![]()
Lol, yeah that's kinda the point.
Well yeah, I did.
Fluffer, essentially!!

Many a time the foreplay surpasses the ' 'main event' ... every time when it's Ponks![]()


@Spurlock just to let you know I’ve got an appt at the barbers tonight mate.![]()
Really exciting formation from Jose tonight.
5 defenders, one defensive mid and one bloke who can about run a lot whilst pretending to kick a ball.
Let’s goooooo!
Don't get beat.
And if you do get beat, throw the players under a bus so it doesn't look like it was your fault.

Pickford’s hair lol.