Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I know Deeney is not loved by everyone but in that situation he would have just got up and got on with the game

 

Think about it bruv.

Only one of us mentioned willy's here.


And its Not 1st time either is it

 

Hmmm ... think the latter bit is a somewhat tenuous assertion ... but it was never a foul and should not have led to the goal being overturned

 

I thought he had done his military training and was one of the top three at the time he did it?

As for actual service, I thought because he entered the Asian games, getting gold, it made him exempt.

 

What do you think gay men do in bed Sucksta? ... compare crochet patterns? ... and look who started the gay ting ... face your demons mate ... grow some ... nobody is judging.

 

Fosse I'm really not the guy you should be talking to about this.

Like I'm happy for you and ainsley did it so you can to.

 

Deeney would have just taken McTominey out ... not done a Swan Lake ...

 

Thats really what I meant

 

If somebody could translate the second sentence?

Sucksta obviously rolls wine gums into balls too and ain't got much of a tolerance

 

You thought right on both counts, like i said, good job he got away with the service. Just imagine him in un-armed combat if fingertips to the face (thrown backwards with absolutely no force) can put him on the floor for 3 mins

 

That's a fcked up story mate.

Not because you joined all those Jelly Tots into a magnificent cricket sized ball, but because you didn't describe eating it ffs.

I just pile them into my gob btw, bit of a heathen tbf.

 

The **** Sucky

 

I thought Its obvious you eat a jelly tot ball like an apple tbh.

But thanks man

 

Another one is lemon salt.

I had to stop buying that too. I actually think there's something in that **** more addictive than crack.

 

Could I ask that you put a little asterisk at the start of any post where you’re **** stirring, so I can skim over it

 

*You can be a right little bitch somedays mate

 

Just watched the Son incident again. What a little pussy lying on the floor for a couple of minutes after getting a flick.

That said, as much as Son is a cheating little **** for doing that. VAR is encouraging players to make the most of any contact, so that the chumps in the video suite can try and chalk off goals for any minor infringment.

Also, the Ole/Maureen spat after the game was funny. But does anybody else think it might have just been Maureen losing something in translation ? Ole said 'if that was my Son' but sounded like he just meant 'if that was (my player) Son'.

Either way, funny that Maureen lost his **** over it.

 

Nah he defo meant his son not his Son, as he was talking about starving him if he behaved like that wet drippy fanny.

Where’s all the love for the LB they beat us to now btw? Reguilon is clear of Shaw

Bruno skewered him and Mason stuck him in a pitta.

 

Ah yeah he was wasn't he ****ing funny that too.

 

Man United fans this time!

I mean they won ffs