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looked like a shaven ball sack, or silver fox

  • bald with pride, i like looking like a gonad

  • grey, cos i like looking like i'm about die

  • bald is cool, i'm not a skinhead

  • what about us ginger maniac ****s

  • racist fred

  • Captain ****s dogs.


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I don't suit a skin-head, so if/when I go bald it's a wig for me, not sure what type of comedy wig it'll be though.
Ive had one twice, and both times been told by pretty much all that I look like a complete wrongun<laugh> and I don't have the most trust worthy face as it is.

But I'll deffo go skin when/of I have to.

Nothing worse than a bloke with no fukin hair pretending he has fukin hair. <laugh>
 
It's supposed to be MC "Hammer" ya plum <doh> ... if you still don't get it I'll PM you later with graphs n'stuff <cheers>
I reckon it's best you just explained your mild racism in front of everyone so we can all understand?
 
Ill start you off.

MC hammer is black bro.

Really ... what if he identifies otherwise? You denying him his rights? ... and his royalties.. by saying Ern can't buy that wig?

Not sure anyone could sink much lower without getting *** ends up his nose ...
 
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Ive had one twice, and both times been told by pretty much all that I look like a complete wrongun<laugh> and I don't have the most trust worthy face as it is.

But I'll deffo go skin when/of I have to.

Nothing worse than a bloke with no fukin hair pretending he has fukin hair. <laugh>
last time I shaved off all my hair I hurt my neck a week later, the look was almost complete, just needed a big scar and silver suit.
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last time I shaved off all my hair I hurt my neck a week later, the look was almost complete, just needed a big scar and silver suit.
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Ive got a decent scar on my face so a skinhead don't go well<laugh>
 
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For me it's just accept what happens naturally ... I'm lucky in that I still have a good head of hair at 61, although the grey increases against the 'close to black' year on year ... but would never dye it and if I started to lose it, even now, would just shave it ... no over elaborate combing attempts etc ...

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Hasn't changed at all since Ocean's Eleven mate. Well done.

Can I also thank you for not posting a picture of your chest hair.
 
Hasn't changed at all since Ocean's Eleven mate. Well done.

Can I also thank you for not posting a picture of your chest hair.

Would scare you buddy ... not least because there is a massive **** off scar running through it vertically from neck to sternum ... then 3 more horizontally below (where they had the drains) ... <laugh>
 
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My hair has receded over the years...seems to be at a stop now...suits me though because I’ve got a lovely shaped head.

Salt n pepper all over but I’ve been shaving it since I was bowt 28. Shaved it off because I’d kept it long for 6 years prior so fancied the other extreme.

always got facial hair/beard of one form or another

I carry the whole look off like an absolute G so it’s all good.
 
My hair has receded over the years...seems to be at a stop now...suits me though because I’ve got a lovely shaped head.

Salt n pepper all over but I’ve been shaving it since I was bowt 28. Shaved it off because I’d kept it long for 6 years prior so fancied the other extreme.

always got facial hair/beard of one form or another

I carry the whole look off like an absolute G so it’s all good.
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So go bald, or go Grey..

What stage are you at, or expect to go?

Nothing worse than a tuffty **** with long grey hair and balding...Just like you see at hippy ****ing protest.


II'm grey as **** these days, proper paul o grady and dogs.


so will for you not quiet there. Grey or Bald?
****eR
 
Haven’t cut my hair since shaving it all off about 6 months ago. Didn’t like the shaven look at all, have now grown fond of the Wurzle Gummidge/Doc from Back To The Future look. This never would have happened without lockdown, so it’s a rare ‘Covid Win’.

Now, where can I get a DeLorean?
 
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