Pre Jab - The Last Supper

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EasterRoad1980 said:
We live long healthy lives in the North East unlike the Central Belt of Scotchland where the limited lifespan is determined by Class A Drugs, alcohol abuse (mostly Buckfast), a **** diet consisting mainly of kebabs, pizzas and Steak bakes and a ****ing awful climate where it pisses of rain all the time <laugh>

The only good thing about the Central Belt are the roads leading out of it to pure air and civilisation. The Central Belt reeks of death, decay and is populated with short arsed fat alcoholic junkies. Scotchland has the highest drug deaths rate per capita in the world, solely down to the Central Belt.

In short, it is the arsehole of the UK.
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ER falls out of bed and straight into rant mode ready for another day of heightened blood pressure levels and a big purple face.

You love to see it!

<laugh>
 
On the subject of Scottish curry inventions, Tikka Masala was invented in Glasgow. The most famous curry invented in England would be Balti, which was invented in Birmingham. You're all very welcome.
 
monacoger said:
I hate ****s that use the word "lashings" to mean a lot of. It reminds me of that very ****e Ambrosia cream custard advert from back in the day.
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Lashings and lashings of pop!

Good Nigel banter that Erchie, thought it would be right up your avenue!
 
I had porridge, sliced a banana up and chucked that in followed by lashings of honey all over it.
 
My work porridge is made the night before hand in a wee porridge cup.

Fill it with rolled oats, add some chia seeds, fill up with full fat milk, stick it in the microwave then eat with berries.

Weekend porridge made in a pot with water and salt, eat with milk and bananas.

FTPATVM

Porridge cup below vv

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I hate the terms 'tuck in' and 'all the trimmings', but Mr M. Ger is indeed correct to say that 'lashings' and 'fizzy pop' are the mark of a ****.

My last meal would be a bowl of Weetabix with skimmed milk.
 
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