Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I normally know what a he's saying but that one's got me stumped tbh

 

I think our quality and fresh legs found you out today Tel ? Bit of assistance in the first half from Fred set us on our way...... Though I have to say, not a bad result for a team punching above it’s weight missing a couple of sledgehammers

 

Was there mate ... Villa Park against the Spuds ... Tommy Williams who was in 6th form at my school when I was 11 put through his own goal ... girlfriend from Uni too ... my cousin even made a flag

 

We’re all Villa here aren’t we?

 

No mate... but I do know him (and his nobby bruv, Wayne)... we were at the same Sunday league club as kids (Aylestone Park) and played against each other at school a few times ...

 

Yeh.

Means they've no fukin chance.

Spurs to bounce back with a vengeance after midweek humiliation

 

Tbf it doesn't change his "go out there and make something happen" tactical masterclass.

It's funny how when it doesn't work for the 2nd string, he sends out the big guns with the same advice

 

Youre like the Btec Wayne Lineker

 

Yeah but also I did the West Ham/Lesta/Villa treble at about 35/1 so I already know Villa are winning.

 

... wonder what he thinks of Martial

 

I didnt get any of that tbh, annoying cos can usually decipher metthspeak

 

Wayne Lineker is a nonce.

 

Funny guy though. Gets ripped to pieces daily and laughs it off. Feel like he just needs to bang 30-somethings rather than girls just out of sixth form now he’s pushing 60.

 

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No mate ... was a winger back in the day and then central midfield as I got older ... Wayne played up front and was a thug ... elbowed one of my cousins in the mush once ... didn't realise that there were 5 of us playing in that side ... he limped off early in the second half ... think he might have blubbed ... Gary was alright. Wayne a dickhead smackhead ... you know the type?

 

My last S/F was against Spurs @ Villa Park.... Tommy Williams breaking a leg and Ian Wilson scoring a “ worldy “ OG ...... 1982 also the year I underwent penis reduction surgery.... flaccid 10 to boner seven

 

Just kidding bro.

That means I was joking

 

You are right mate ... had in my head that Tommy had scored the own goal but it was Ian Wilson ... I had a knee op in Jan 1980 (was 20) and came round after the cup replay with Harlow ... asked for a paper and saw that we'd lost 1-0 and Tommy had put through his own net ... convinced myself I must have still been under the effects of anaesthetic and went back to sleep ... but it was no ****ing dream

 

Is he? He just strikes me as a complete twat who’s entire life has been him leeching off his brothers success.

 

He's a proper **** mate ...