Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Star of David Bardsley]

Did I see that right?

Virgin in goal for the peasants?

I expect he’ll have been bummed relentlessly by 7.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Everton are getting far too much of the ball

 

[Libby]

Rumour has it that you're now in Poland working as a farm hand to pay off a debt?

Haha, that's the problem with rumours - they're normally absolute bollocks lol. I ain't even shagged it yet as waiting til after lockdown, I'm a good citizen like that y'see

Don't you worry luvvy, the Welsh are still my favourite nationality for now

 

[Sucky]

I expect he’ll have been bummed relentlessly by 7.

He should be fine with those 10cbs in front of him tbh

 

[Archers Road]

If your jinx works and Everton win then I genuinely will pal.

Ovi I'm drunk right now but I ain't a prick n I'm 100% a man of my word (@Archers Road to confirm)

If your jinx works I'll def buy you cream pair of jeans. 25-30 notes limit if that's enough mush?

Yeh, don’t pay more than a score for them jeans mate.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Haha, that's the problem with rumours - they're normally absolute bollocks lol. I ain't even shagged it yet as waiting til after lockdown, I'm a good citizen like that y'see

Don't you worry luvvy, the Welsh are still my favourite nationality for now

Poor mate. She’ll have had half the hospital staff by then.

 

[Sucky]

Richarlison going down like he's been shot again.

****cunt

 

[Sucky]

Might nod off in a minute this is so boring

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Haha, that's the problem with rumours - they're normally absolute bollocks lol. I ain't even shagged it yet as waiting til after lockdown, I'm a good citizen like that y'see

Don't you worry luvvy, the Welsh are still my favourite nationality for now

Don't you work with her? What's the point in waiting til after lockdown, if that's the case?

 

[Archers Road]

Good cos I cannot shift these... There a bit 90s 2000 I guess

White jeans, black loafers, black Crombie was very much a look in 1990 iirc.

 

[Sucky]

Allan should be off for that.

 

[Libby]

Poor mate. She’ll have had half the hospital staff by then.

Couldn't give a **** mate lol.

It's been a **** year for single blokes so I'll give her a thoroughly disappointing three n a half minutes next month regardless.

 

[Fox Mulder]

White jeans, black loafers, black Crombie was very much a look in 1990 iirc.

It'll return at some point, so I might just wait until it does then strike

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Couldn't give a **** mate lol.

It's been a **** year for single blokes so I'll give her a thoroughly disappointing three n a half minutes next month regardless.

Doubt she’ll shag you three times.

 

[luvgonzo]

Haha, that's the problem with rumours - they're normally absolute bollocks lol. I ain't even shagged it yet as waiting til after lockdown, I'm a good citizen like that y'see

Don't you worry luvvy, the Welsh are still my favourite nationality for now

 

[Libby]

Don't you work with her? What's the point in waiting til after lockdown, if that's the case?

I don't work with her but met her through work as she works for same trust, so have to see her on occasion in a professional manner (while maintaining SD).

It's a pretty big employer; the trust employs 12-15 thousand people.

 

[Libby]

Doubt she’ll shag you three times.

That time was generous tbf, be proud if I achieved that.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

That time was generous tbf, be proud if I achieved that.

Throw in a bit of fingering and pay for her Uber and it’ll be fine.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

That's pathetic from Sterling. Sigurdsson walks into him a bit and he goes down like that? ****'s sake.

 

[Libby]

Throw in a bit of fingering and pay for her Uber and it’ll be fine.

Uber? She'll get a can of Tyskie if she's ****ing lucky.