Borneo people are very small, (and very polite and friendly too). I spent a week on a wildlife tour of Borneo a few years ago, the highlight of which was a night cruise on the river. Some amazing close-ups of sleeping kingfishers, baby and adult crocodiles, a family of monkeys going to bed, and a flying fox. There was also a man there who spoke like Jacob Rees-Mogg, who was loudly slagging of the whole place in front of the excellent staff. Oddly enough his wife told my wife that when they went on the night cruise they hadn't seen a thing. They have several species of pygmy animals, something to do with evolution on an island.
It was. We missed the pygmy elephants by a few days, but apart from that amazing.Another highlight was a mother and baby orang-utan in the wild. The tourist industry is actually helping to preserve the untouched jungle. Most of it has been chopped down for palm-oil plantations.
My soon-to-be ex is 5 foot 7and many of her friends are similar. It's only the Cantonese that are short
Coffee, to keep the energy levels up, then on to A barrel of wheat beer, nearly finished, then on to a barrel on Munton's Traditional English Bitter, with a bucket of Wilko's finest fermenting nicely. A nice little single malt last night after the rugby.
