Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

There you go again. Chill Fosse

I’ve already said, I appreciate you supporting Arsenal tonight. No need to act so fragile about it

 

You didn't tho.

It was you who's been put straight.

 

Forest / Derby maybe.

Lesta don’t really have an immediate geographical rival. Nuneaton maybe ?

 

Havant?

 

Nowhere near Lesta mate.

 

bro...if it was Space Jam and you Goon ****s were playing to save the planet, I’d still be supporting the aliens

 

‘zactly

 

Was thinking of Portsmouth they blue and small too

 

Fosse has explained this one before. Westside Lesta hate one team, Southside Lesta hate another etc. They’d probably turn on each other if they weren’t all related.

 

You just naming towns?

 

Nope, but if I did we'd have some great town names tbh.

 

Speaking of irrelevant little clubs

Whos your local derby mate?

 

Funky town

Its the place to be

 

Chelsea innit. They’re all cool about it until we play them and suddenly the captain is racially abusing our centre-half.

Think it depends on age and where you grew up. Some of the older fans dislike Fulham, some younger dislike Brentford but I don’t feel strongly about either. Watford don’t like us but it’s not really reciprocated.

 

I waa chattin about Burnley

 

Oh fook.

Fookin Blackburn. Our Edna brought a lad home for tea from Blackburn and we just had our pigeons peck the bastard to death.

Also anyone south of fookin Stoke. Southern bastards.

Plus obviously any team that isn’t entirely white.

 

I did do the rivalry stuff but then it seemed insignificant when I left school

 

Have to admit like, when Chelsea played Bayern I wanted them to win it. Mainly for Drogba as I really liked that guy how he was a ****in beast on the pitch, but also to **** the Germans on their own patch when they all thought it’d be a formality, that must have felt nice for Chelsea fans.

Also wanted Arsenal to beat Barca.

Never wanted Liverpool to win a game in Europe, and that’s how things should be with your biggest rivals, not a chance they wanted us to win a treble in 99 or a double in 08.

 

Drogba ****ing ruined us. Every time.

But he was one hell of a player. Up there with Zlatan imo.

 

Your right we don’t really do all that toys and pram stuff.... in a way we are like dormant volcanoes or LiVARpool....we do virtually jackshit for a century and all of a sudden we fookin erupt whereas the Goons on the other hand are in their 10th season post extinction....just the odd tremor every now and again