One of two things will happen soon at Liverpool. Either A) Van Dijk will come back and have absolutely no effect and we will see that Liverpool have just dropped off a cliff. Or B) Van Dijk will come back and Liverpool will play like champions again and that will prove that Jurgen Klopp is actually a League Two manager who is kept in a job by a single player like Ole is.
He was 10/3 tonight, it’s buying money, the bloke can’t tackle for ****. Lobbed him in a cheeky double with the Turkish taxi driver as well.
There is a well known saying "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make it think" ... or something similar...
Mad init. This probably gonna be our worst season for years with half our team out for most of it. This'll probably be the peasants best season for years, under the best manager they've ever had and they might not even get top 4.