Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

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Jose buys players he’s allowed to buy, signs contracts he’s allowed to sign...leaves jobs because his contracts run out or he gets sacked, like 100% of the other managers

then some paranoid United fans turn up with some mythical tale conjoured up to hide their failure to land the league since purple nose, it’s poor form tbh, totally transparent though
 
Jose buys players he’s allowed to buy, signs contracts he’s allowed to sign...leaves jobs because his contracts run out or he gets sacked, like 100% of the other managers

then some paranoid United fans turn up with some mythical tale conjoured up to hide their failure to land the league since purple nose, it’s poor form tbh, totally transparent though

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Spurls on one now, everyone to the trenches. Utd are masters at chuckin their gaffers under the buses.
 
United have Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane, 27, and 20-year-old Borussia Dortmund and Norway forward Erling Braut Haaland on their radar as potential replacements for 25-year-old Frenchman Anthony Martial.


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Jokes