What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Poached egg on a tin of spicy mackerel.

 

The tin must be a bit 'crunchy'.

Are you like that French bloke who used to eat lightbulbs n stuff ?

 

No, I emptied the mackerel out of the tin. The tin went in the recycling.

 

Schlem seems on edge this morning

 

I'm getting the silent treatment from the missus. Fuk knows why.

 

Lucky bastard

 

She probs wasn't expecting you to use celery soup instead of milk in her coffee.

 

she prolly had a whole weeks of cooking planned with all that **** he used for breakfast...I’d be pissed off too.

 

Seems like a wasted opportunity.

 

I think this latest lockdown is ****ing with her head. She's missing her shopping therapy I think.

The last rant I got was summat about us living in the same house but living separate lives.
She doesn't like watching football. Wtf?

 

Mate is an artisan baker, knock on door this morning at 8:30.

big sourdough bloomer and 4 pain au chocolate. So a pot of coffeee, toasted sourdough with apricot jam and boom.

 

Just tell her to do what you enjoy all the time and you can easily live a together life and not a separate one

I’ve done this relationship ****e fam

 

With respect mate, your artisan baker has burnt his artisan bread.

 

Or move into the shed.

 

Guess what I have planned for today?

Yep, that's right, I'm cleaning the shed out.

 

Making room for your bed

 

****ing hell.

 

Schlem's got 6 gallons of Celery soup to get through.

 

Loving the sidewards effect.

 

hoy it on the plants.