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    Uncle Ben has been rushed into hospital after discovering a lump in one of his testicles.

    Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
     
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    Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

    This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'
     
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    Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers!
    "I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
    "I gotta be Mozart," replied Willis
    "What about you, Arnie?" they asked............"I'll be Bach !"
     
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    Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction!


    I mean, it's not that hard....
     
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    I've put all my dogging equipment on eBay. I haven't got any bids yet but there are 12 people watching.
     
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    My wife always complains that I never "buy her chocolates".

    In my defense I didn't even know she sold chocolates in the first place.
     
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    My teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia, but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.
     
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    To all you fat, ugly, insecure girls that didn't get a valentine's card this year.

    Chin up, it's pancake day
     
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