Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You said you fancied your lot to get a result tonight earlier though.

It’s dead easy to be proved ‘right’ if you’ve literally covered every possible outcome with contradictory predictions.

 

Had this chat with him 200 times pal, he will die on this hill and send his 1,000 Russian serfs into machine gun fire before surrendering.

 

I need Hayden to get a booking for a 4 fold here.

Don’t you dare hook him, you pie faced twat.

 

Frankly I’m surprised that spending the entire freezing cold evening outside topless and assaulting horses hasn’t had the desired effect.

 

Calling Dwight Gayle a predator LOL

 

Er <cough>

I did say yesterday, there is still a risk of you going down, if Everton don't beat Fulham

Don't panic, don't panic.

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He is in the Championship.

 

Terrible in the premier league

 

Except against Liverpool.

 

****ing hell, you know a game is beyond dull when you’ve got Martin Tyler waffling on for a minute about the H&S implications of AstroTurf around the edge of pitches ffs.

 

Dont give a **** tbh mate

 

Yeah there's many that did agree, but you'll always get a few delusional newcastle fans.

 

Happens in all our games it's the best part.. I've heard them talking about their nighttime routines once

 

Sure sure. Yeh I'll read your 10 page exposé on that later

 

Here comes the big nodder to save the day.

 

Yh make sure not to miss it.

Gonna be a bumper issue

 

Chelsea will rue not scoring more now the big guns are on.

 

Sorry bro I was just checking out Villa's and Everton's 2 games in hand over you but probably not the best time to mention it

 

Fulham have got the better goal difference, they'll not need to worry about that. So only 2 wins and a draw behind Newcastle, now.